Blogger-In-Chief
Dedicated to earning myself a better-than-average legacy as your 43rd President of the United States.
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Elvis

i probably should say something about the king on thursday. it's the 30th anniversary of his death at graceland. lots of folks still love him. probably score some points with them.
should ask laura if she remembers where i put my singles of viva las vegas and jailhouse rock when we moved to the wh. probably in storage somewhere. can't help falling in love used to be our song when we met.
adios
Monday, August 13, 2007
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Cut & Run

i miss cut & run. we could shut up any "dem-wit" or reporter with one "cut & run." ..."excuse me, mr. president, what about iraq.."......"so you want us to cut & run?"
thinking of expanding cut & run to other stuff. kid won't do his homework...johnny, you want to cut & run? pitcher wants out in the 7th inning....cut & run?
adios.
Celebs
need to get some famous faces out to help with the 01202009.
ghwb could always call on chuck norris, or lee greenwood to sing proud to be an american. who's my lee? probably toby. need to get him to write a song about staying the course.
also the girls said i might want to do something with a show like cribs. have them come over to the white house and i'll show them around.
or pimp my ride with the presidential limo.
adios.
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Jenna and Laura

saw on the internet where jenna and laura are writing a childrens book. think they already told me they are doing it.
that's good for the the old 01202009. reminds people about nclb (no child ..or is it children...left behind).
i'll ask if i can do the forward. we'll have to get extra copies for the gift store when the gwb library opens.
that's good for the the old 01202009. reminds people about nclb (no child ..or is it children...left behind).
i'll ask if i can do the forward. we'll have to get extra copies for the gift store when the gwb library opens.
adios.
Friday, August 10, 2007
Thursday, August 9, 2007
My System

gwb's got quantative skills from hbs (harvard business school). thinking along these lines:
-- win nobel piece prize (+ 560,000 points.)
-- win 2 nobel piece prizes (game over)
-- win publishers clearinghouse, w/van pulling up to wh (wow!)
-- solve iraq (+ 659,000 points)
-- give toby keith cma lifetime award (+ 21,999)
-- cheney shoots someone again (- 24,988)
-- ghwb's parachute fails to open (+ 139,444 for sympathy)
-- win publishers clearinghouse, w/van pulling up to wh (wow!)
-- solve iraq (+ 659,000 points)
-- give toby keith cma lifetime award (+ 21,999)
-- cheney shoots someone again (- 24,988)
-- ghwb's parachute fails to open (+ 139,444 for sympathy)
problem is i don't know where my texas instruments calculator is (the one i got for free as governor)
adios.
The 01202009

maybe i'll come came up with something where i give myself legacy points when i do something good, take them away when something bad happens. kind of like fantasy baseball.
Like if i get 01,202,009 points (that's the date, compadre, that I leave the wh in w, d of c) then my legacy's secure. hello gwb presidential library, museum & discount tire center.
Like if i get 01,202,009 points (that's the date, compadre, that I leave the wh in w, d of c) then my legacy's secure. hello gwb presidential library, museum & discount tire center.
adios.